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| 21) Bad Excuse |
There was a really cute princess walking through the woods, and she heard
a voice calling, "Hey Really Cute Princess!"
She looked around and didn't see anyone but a frog. She started to walk on but the frog called
again. "Hey Really Cute Princess, if you take me home and let me sleep on
your pillow, I will turn back into a Handsome Prince!"
It had been a very boring day so she decided to give it a try even though she really
didn't believe the frog.
The Really Cute Princess took the frog home with her and let him sleep on
her pillow. When she got up the next day what do you think she found?
There on her pillow sat a really Handsome Prince.
Do you believe the story?
Well neither did her mother! |
| 22) A Real Groaner |
There once was a little frog who wanted to take out a home
improvement loan to fix up his pad. His name is Kermit Jagger.
He hopped over to his local
bank, went up to the teller and said, "Hi, I'd like to take out a
loan to fix up my pad."
The teller replied, "You need to see our loan officer. Her
name is "Patricia Black."
So the frog hops over to the loan officer's desk and sits
down. When Patricia arrives she ask, "What can I do for you?"
The frog says, "I'd like to take out a loan to fix up my pad."
Patricia asked, "What do you have for collateral?"
After thinking for a couple of moments about what he could
offer the frog reaches into his little froggy pocket and pulls out
a small white elephant.
"This is a very unusual form of collateral." said Patricia.
"I'll have to check with our bank president to see if it's ok."
Patricia goes to the president and says, "There's a frog named Kermit Jagger
out there who want's a home loan and this white elephant is all
he is offering for collateral. What should I do?"
The bank president takes the small white elephant and after
carefully examining it hands it back to Patricia and says,
"It's a nick-knack Patty Black give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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| 23) Meeting |
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a
beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class." |
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