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| 41) King Kong |
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| 42) Letter of Federal Aviation Administration |
>Federal Aviation Administration
>800 Independence Avenue S.W.
>Washington D.C. 20591
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>Dear Sirs:
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>I have the solution for the prevention of hijacking, and at the same time
>getting our airline industry back on its feet.
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>Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked women, we
>should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.
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>Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked
>woman, and of course, every businessman and some politicians ;-) in this
>country would start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.
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>We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have record
>sales.
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>Now why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
>myself?
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>Sincerely,
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>Bill Clinton
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| 43) MSN Messenger |
msn conversation between "you know who" & "you know who knows; who"!
LADIN AND BUSH ON MSN:
BinLaden9151: hello??
XprezbushX: who is this!!!11111 a/s/l
BinLaden9151: osama
XprezbushX: thats a funny name
BinLaden9151: at least its not bush lol
XprezbushX: shut up
BinLaden9151: did u get my message
XprezbushX: whut message
BinLaden9151: u know, my message
BinLaden9151: it wuz delivered by airmail
BinLaden9151: right into ur trade towers
XprezbushX: shut up that wasnt funny!!!!111111
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: SHUT UP!!!! :X
BinLaden9151: r u mad
XprezbushX: yah
BinLaden9151: why??????
XprezbushX: u messed with my country
BinLaden9151: well now u know how i feel
XprezbushX: whut do u mean
BinLaden9151: other countries and forces hurt my people all the time
XprezbushX: hello!!! whut duz that have 2 do with us
BinLaden9151: like u give guns and money and missiles and stuff 2 a lot of those people
XprezbushX: oic
XprezbushX: but ur terrorists, how can u speak out against violence
BinLaden9151: jeez u label anybody who goes against injustice a
terrorist
BinLaden9151: i bet if u were picking on my little brother and i
punched u youd start screaming TERRORIST! TERRORIST!
XprezbushX: i never touched ur little brother
XprezbushX: besides there r other, more civilized ways 2 battle
injustice
BinLaden9151: ur missing the point
XprezbushX: whutz the point anyway
BinLaden9151: i love my people like brothers and ur military is all
up in our holy land!!! 1
BinLaden9151: its pissing us off
XprezbushX: whatever dude
XprezbushX: is that all
BinLaden9151: no
BinLaden9151: imperialistic american globalization is a raging
torrent thats going to wash away our borders, our cultures and our identities
XprezbushX: whut u mean???!!!111111
BinLaden9151: im afraid that tomorrow im going to wake up and see a mcdonalds next to my mosque
BinLaden9151: and ur troops will be like, relax yall, just have a
happy meal!!
XprezbushX: so whut r u wearing
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window lol
BinLaden9151: lol
XprezbushX: ok so whut were u saying
BinLaden9151: like
BinLaden9151: basically
BinLaden9151: a lot of all the jets and tanks and gunships that
terrorize us might as well be painted red, white and blue
XprezbushX: a/s/l
BinLaden9151: ???
XprezbushX: sorry wrong window again
XprezbushX: hello r u there
BinLaden9151: YESS!!
XprezbushX: u started all this anyway
BinLaden9151: did not!
XprezbushX: u did too!
BinLaden9151: u started it!!
XprezbushX: lalalala
XprezbushX: i cant hear u
BinLaden9151: i will make ur life a living hell
XprezbushX: haha ur acting like a 13 year old girl who just got her phone taken away
BinLaden9151: shut up
BinLaden9151: ur immature
XprezbushX: relax, have a happy meal lol
BinLaden9151: ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!11
XprezbushX: i think our blind rage is obscuring solutions--can we set aside our feelings and just talk about this like civilized
humans??
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| 44) Make Love not War |
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| 45) Man anf Dog |
In a New York park, a young boy was attacked by a savage dog. A passer-by happened to see this
and came to the rescue. Having tackled the dog, he strangled it to death. A reporter for the New
York Times was watching all this and took snap shots for a front page picture in the next days paper.
Approaching our hero he said: "Your heroic feat will be published in tomorrow's paper under
the headline - Brave New Yorker rescues boy".
"I'm not from New York, though" replied the hero.
"Oh? In that case we'll change the headline - 'Brave
American rescues boy from savage dog'". "I'm not American either" replied the hero.
On being asked about who he really was, our hero replied "Well, I'm an Arab."
So the next day the headline on the front page of The New York Times said:
"Muslim Fundamentalist strangles dog to death in New York park. FBI investigating possible
link to al-Qaeda."
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| 46) Mass Distruction!! |
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| 47) Mc Ladens |
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| 48) Missing |
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| 49) Map of 2015 |
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| 50) New World Map |
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