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| 81) Palestinian Immigrant |
A family just arrived in Canada as immigrants from Palestine. The first day
the 10 years old kid, went to a school in Montreal, he was asked by the
teacher to introduce himself.
He said: -"I just arrived from Palestine, and my name is Mohammed."
The teacher told him that this name doesn't properly fit with the newschool.
She suggested changing his name to "Johnny" and the kid liked the new name.
When he went back home, his mother yelled: -"Mohammed, come & chat with me
on your first day."
The kid didn't answer... his mother went to see why didn't he answer.
He said: -"My name is Johnny not Mohammed anymore," then his mother slapped
him & left. The same story was repeated with his father. He didn't reply,
thus he was slapped harder by his worried dad.
The second day when he went to the school, the teacher asked him: -"What did
you end up doing yesterday?"
He said: "Can you believe it? My first day as an immigrant in Canada I was
attacked by two Arab terrorists!!!" |
| 82) Potato Garden |
An old Arab man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to
spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, Abdul, who used to help him, was being
held by the FBI for aiding and abetting terrorists.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described
his predicament.
Dear Abdul, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
like I won't able to
plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too
old to be digging up
a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would
be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Your
Dad, Mohammad.
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad, For heaven's sake, don't dig up that garden,
that's where I buried the biological weapons. Love,
Abdul.
At 4 a.m. the next morning, F.B.I. agents and local
police showed up and
dug up the entire area without finding any weapons.
They apologized to the oldman and left. That same day
the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's
the best I could do under the circumstances. Love,
Abdul.
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| 83) Riding on The Camel |
Osama bin Laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. Bin Laden gets off the camel and lifts up its tail and looks at the camel's butt, just then a guy comes over and says, "What are you doing?"
Osama replies, "About 2 miles back I heard someone say, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel.'"
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| 84) Saddam's Phone Call |
Saddam's phone call to Bush on September 11, 2001
Saddam: "President Bush, I would like to express my condolences to you. It
is a real tragedy - so many people, such great buildings. I want to
assure you we had nothing to do with that - it was not us."
Bush: "What? - What buildings? What people?"
Saddam: "Ummm...what time is it in America now?"
Bush: "It's 8:00 in the morning."
Saddam: "Ooops... Sorry I'll call you again in an hour. Bye."
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